I’m BACK!

March 20, 2008

And none of you care. Sigh. You don’t need a wordpress account to comment, just so you know. Anyway, I’ve decided to put up some sayings I just made up. Hope you like them, and feel free to comment with your own.

When you find yourself in a hard place, ask yourself, What Would MacGyver Do?

If faced with impossible odds, bet against yourself.

Think of yourself as so awesome, that nothing can touch you. Like M.C. Hammer! Can’t touch this!

When life gives you a computer, code.

Do ridiculous things, just for fun. (like make a ballista!)

Be prepared to fail. Being prepared means getting shot down, and then respawning and rushing again.

Don’t try the same thing twice. (ie, don’t storm the castle, and then do the same thing. It’s called a siege.)

Find joy in fragging.

More later.

[Okay, in response to all this shouting at me. This is my opinion. Also, Microsoft has opened parts of the source code for its programs to third parties, so the third parties can make more compatible programs. I know Vista is crap. I also know that Microsoft has some stuff that is in court. I don't care about how you think I'm totally wrong though. This is my opinion, my free speech, and I don't care that you think Linux pwnz0rz Windows. Windows works fine for me. It seems that most people have problems with it. They stopped upgrading on SP2 because Windows no longer needed any major bugs worked out. I'm saying that Windows works fine for me, and I honestly don't care what you think. I know me writing this is going to make lots of you mad, but seriously. NOT MY PROBLEM. I don't want to hear about it.] Windows seems so undervalued today. It’s a great OS, albeit a bit buggy, but you can find so much neat stuff in it! It has a program for EVERYTHING! Linux and Mac may be less buggy, but Windows is just awesome. Just about anything will run on it, if not, hack it til it does, and you can do almost everything on it! I mean, it’s inconvenient, but REAL h4×0rs use Safe Mode to get rid of all the crap. My friend was running Windows on a Mac laptop one time, and his built-in keyboard was not being found by Windows/it was dying, so he called me up there, we put it in Safe Mode, and it pretty much fixed itself! In Windows, you can pretty much run a diagnostic for everything, it’ll tell you what’s wrong, and it’ll fix it. With TWO clicks. Linux, when it rarely happens, you have to go into the source code and find it. Also, Windows is getting more user-friendly. They’ve started revealing bits of their programs to help third-party programs, so they can make it better and more compatible. Also, what hacker goes on a Linux desktop to try and hack a Windows one? Command Prompt is MADE for hacking! You can tell command prompt anything, short of “make me dinner” and it’ll do it. Even if it’s ping NASA. It’ll go to the IP address and connect to it. You can probably do even more if you know how, I don’t, but you probably can. And the real joy of Windows is the hidden programs. There may not be many, but a fun one is “eudcedit”. It’s the Private Character Editor, and you can stick stuff like “pwned.” into documents, and it’ll read em just fine.Want a picture of a smiley face to use as a period? Go right ahead. It may require some button remapping, but you can do it. Windows can do a crapload of stuff, and it’s just trashtalked. No one actually does anything about all this great functionality. Tell me, when has Linux fixed itself? (ok, for all you people like LinuxCrayon, this is semi-serious. I’ve just been thinking how most of the gamer/hackers/developers are thinking that Windows is showing its age, and I’m supporting it. I may be exaggerating a bit, but Windows does most of this stuff.)

Stop the madness!

March 1, 2008

Some statistics.

70% of the internet is now classified as porn.

Overfeeding is the leading cause of fish deaths in the US. Car crashes are the second.

80% of what you know is totally wrong.

100% of what I know is TRUTH

10% of your supposed hard drive space isn’t there (i.e., if you have 80 gigs, then you really only have 72)

50% of people need glasses.

60% of people are self-concious of dandruff.

Only 40% actually have dandruff.

47% of all percentages are made up on the spot.

Microsoft is going partly open-source.