Stuff I do/Want to do

1. Get a crowbar, and some orange tape. Then tape the handleish bit of the crowbar to make it look like Gordon Freeman’s from Half-Life. And of course, carry it with me.

2. Get a PhD in MechE from MIT.

3. I look at stuff, and see how cool it would be to mod it.

4. I see something, and take a huge interest in it. Today it was a cabinet hinge. But it was fancy!

5. Join a group like Monty Python. I like improv comedy.

6. I imagine what I could do with a gravity gun from Half-Life. All the time. It would be fun, you have to admit that.

7. Compile my theories… I’ve got a lot of them that are really bad, but funny.

8. I look at things and say “Now, how would that be used if zombies attacked?”

9. I’d like to actually stay with one of my resolutions to learn something.

10. I’d like to, right after getting out of college, immediately not use anything I learned, except for fun, and then open a chocolate shop. Chocolate is GOOD.

11. Learn how to smith/weld.

12. Stop blanking out so much. I had a really really good one, but I forgot it.

13. Make lots of little gizmos. I mean a LOT. Like a whole flippin’ room of them.

14. Not sure… I’ll probably add to this later. Actually, probably not, but… You never know.

What was I saying?

So, as my one actual reader has noticed, this blog isn’t really about video games, or tape, but really just what’s on my mind. So, I’m switching to straight “Whatever’s on my mind.”On my mind is my forgetfulness, as you may have guessed from the title. About ten times a day, I will be saying something, and then immediately blank out, and forget everything I was saying. I can only sometimes remember what the heck I was saying, which I’m pretty sure is a bad sign. I know I’m smart, I’ve got an IQ of 139, which is one below genius level, by the way. I just for some reason, CAN’T remember ANYTHING of importance! Anyway, I need to get some sleep, so I’m going to bed right now…

ACTUAL! NOT REALLY A THEORY!

So, I don’t have time to fully write this one, so I’ll come back to it later. The medical insurance industry is ACTUALLY cheating doctors so they don’t have to pay them. For example, the doctor sends the information for the items they need to pay for. Even if everything is there, the insurance company will put it in a memo, tack on an error, stick it on the fax machine/in the mail, and hope the doctor in question doesn’t notice it, them being busy. This way, that memo goes unnoticed. And, because no complaint was submitted, the insurance company shrugs off that to the patient, so the company saves money, and the patient loses money. One I have seen, unfortunately no picture, provider’s (doctor’s) name right at the top. In the information. Sent to the insurance company. Sent right back, with this error. PLEASE RE-SEND WITH NAME OF PROVIDER. Seriously? It’s right at the top! A dyslexic blind person could find it! Sort of sad, how the human race has come to this type of greed. It’s even illegal to do this type of thing. There are laws against it.

Over 100!

Ah… yay. I was going to write something, and I was going to make it longer than usual, but unfortunately I forgot… So, for today, you’ll have to settle with my reason on why Howie Mandel can’t give away a million dollars. It’s obviously because of his temporal warp. Maybe I just really like conspiracies, which I do, and might change OTT to Conspiracy day, but I think that if he’d just turn that off, he’d give away lots of millions, and lose whatever network he’s on LOTS of money. So, just because I can have a conspiracy up here right now, I say that the oil companies have a huge amount of renewable fuel available to them, but refuse to use it on account of all the money they’re making. I also think that they have agreed to raise their prices to make even more money. Seriously, think about this. If the oil companies keep raising gas prices and we don’t have a renewable fuel yet, soon everyone will not be able to go anywhere, and will have to use bikes and skateboards and things like that! Maybe that would solve America’s obesity problem, but I don’t think that it would be good… Anyway, does anyone even know which Republican won the primary? I don’t even know who ran!

I have a TEAM.

In the Premier League of Britain, or Brittainia as I like to call it. Blackburn. They are in 9th as of this writing, having just lost to the Arsenal 2-0. They have an awesome away jersey, which is part of the reason they are my team, but that aside, they’re awesome.

Just under 100 hits!

Yup. At 99. I missed the OTT this week again, sorry… and I just saw an ad for a Deal or No Deal with 13 million cases. Half of them. Maybe this time they’ll turn off the warp system.

Round TWO of OTT!

This weeks theory is that we’re actually just part of a giant computer program written by the denizens of the future to figure out why they ended up how they did.

Update on OTT

For the Deal or No Deal temporal warp, I have new proof. Lady was on there with 10 million dollar cases. Didn’t get the million.

DR

Finally, A New Post.

Sorry, it’s been a while since I did a new post, I’ve been busy. I also missed the last two Outrageous Theory Thursdays. I’ll start blagging some more in a while, I just don’t have anything to write about right now.

*gasp* (my initials! oh noes!)

DR